I'm not a big fan of using the pity card to get loot. That, and I have a demented sense of humor.

Wow. I've become one of those people who wander the streets talking to themselves out loud.

It had better pay off by making me say something interesting eventually.

Betcha thought we'd vanished, dincha? You oughta know we can't quit this crazy business. It's in our blood. Once you've had a tast of the Big Time yer hooked, and even when yer taking yer last breath you'll check to see if the mic is on and the levels are set right....

Here is some silliness in the tradition of The Dusty Show on WFMU.org.